Joan Rivers: Honors the Book of Moron

"I was very upset that the musical based on Snooki's life was not nominated for a Tony Award on Tuesday. It’s called “The Book of Moron.” (Twitter/HQ)

Snooki: Gets Pickled All Day...in Bed!

"Layin in bed with my love all day!"

(Twitter)

Snooki: Seeks Her Guido Match

"What I would love to find is a Guido juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again!"

(MTV)