Joan Rivers: Honors the Book of Moron

"I was very upset that the musical based on Snooki's life was not nominated for a Tony Award on Tuesday. It’s called “The Book of Moron.” (Twitter/HQ)

Joan Rivers: Tells Men to Man Up

"Men know nothing of pain. They have never experienced labor, cramps, or a bikini wax."

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Joan Rivers: Saves the Queen Some Pounds

"Queen Elizabeth is thrilled that Victoria Beckham will be a guest at the Royal Wedding. They're saving money with one less mouth to feed."

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