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Sunday
Jan152012

Homer Simpson: Delivers Fatherly Advice

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."

(The Simpsons)

Friday
Apr292011

Homer Simpson: Sells Out for Love

"Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!"

(The Simpsons)