Jokes of Comedy!http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:28:40 +0000en-USSquarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)John McCain: Sleeps Like a BabyBabiesJohn McCainPolitical HumorPoliticsPoliticsPresidentSleepTVTonight ShowJokes of ComedySat, 03 Mar 2012 14:21:51 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/3/john-mccain-sleeps-like-a-baby.html419782:10162152:15279735"I respect anybody who's willing to run for president. After I lost, I slept like a baby. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry."

(Tonight Show)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15279735.xmlGilbert Gottfried: Now He RemembersAdolph HitlerComediansComediansDirty JokesDocumentariesGilbert GottfriedMilitaryMilitary ChannelPoliticsTwitterWar CriminalsJokes of ComedyFri, 02 Mar 2012 21:22:20 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/gilbert-gottfried-now-he-remembers.html419782:10162152:15272474 “This is true. A documentary on The Military Channel said 'Hitler did not like dirty jokes.' I knew there was a reason I didn't like Hitler.”

(Twitter/Home)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15272474.xmlMae West: Reputation's OverratedComediansFemale ComicsMae WestRIP ComediansReputationSexJokes of ComedyFri, 02 Mar 2012 21:18:57 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/mae-west-reputations-overrated.html419782:10162152:15272424“I’m the girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it.”

(HQ)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15272424.xmlJay Leno: No Wood for Rick Santorum2012 CampaignComediansConservativesHome DepotJay LenoPolitical HumorPoliticsPoliticsRick SantorumSocial ConservativesTVTwitterTwitterJokes of ComedyFri, 02 Mar 2012 21:15:14 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/jay-leno-no-wood-for-rick-santorum.html419782:10162152:15272400"“Rick Santorum is so conservative he won’t even go to Home Depot to ‘get wood.’”

(Twitter/Show)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15272400.xmlEllen DeGeneres: Granny's Gone, Not ForgottenComediansComediansEllen DeGeneresFemale ComicsGrandparentsLostTVTVWalkingJokes of ComedyFri, 02 Mar 2012 20:53:44 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/ellen-degeneres-grannys-gone-not-forgotten.html419782:10162152:15272185 “My grandmother started walking five mile a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”

(Show)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15272185.xmlAndy Borowitz: Wire LiarsAndy BorowitzComediansHonestyMoneyMoney WiresNigeriaScam ArtistsTwitterTwitterJokes of ComedyFri, 02 Mar 2012 20:51:17 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/andy-borowitz-wire-liars.html419782:10162152:15272162“A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.”

(Twitter/Home)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15272162.xmlDrunk Hulk: BIG TALKER "CHRIS CHRISTIE"Chris ChristieCivil RightsDrunk HulkGay MarriageGaysNamesNew JerseyPolitical HumorPoliticsPoliticsTwitterJokes of ComedyFri, 02 Mar 2012 20:48:38 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/drunk-hulk-big-talker-chris-christie.html419782:10162152:15272150“CHRIS CHRISTIE TO VETO GAY MARRIAGE BILL! THIS BIG TALK FOR MAN WITH SAME SEX NAME!”

(Twitter)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-15272150.xmlRoseanne Barr: Hates the Husband, Not the HoComediansFemale ComicsHookersMenProstitutionRoseanne BarrSexJokes of ComedySun, 15 Jan 2012 19:40:21 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/1/15/roseanne-barr-hates-the-husband-not-the-ho.html419782:10162152:14591581"You wanna hear my personal opinion on prostitution? If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it."

(Twitter/Home)]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-14591581.xmlSteven Wright: Drives By CholesterolCarsCholesterolComediansComediansDietsDrivingSteven WrightJokes of ComedySun, 15 Jan 2012 19:14:42 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/1/15/steven-wright-drives-by-cholesterol.html419782:10162152:14591316"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

(Twitter/Tour) ]]>http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/rss-comments-entry-14591316.xmlHomer Simpson: Delivers Fatherly AdviceBart SimpsonDeathFathersHomer SimpsonKrusty the ClownParentingSitcomsSleepTVThe SimpsonsJokes of ComedySun, 15 Jan 2012 19:09:54 +0000http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/1/15/homer-simpson-delivers-fatherly-advice.html419782:10162152:14591259"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."

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