Jokes of Comedy!Jokeshttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012-03-05T05:28:40ZSquarespaceJohn McCain: Sleeps Like a Babyhttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/3/john-mccain-sleeps-like-a-baby.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-03T14:21:51Z2012-03-03T14:21:51Z"I respect anybody who's willing to run for president. After I lost, I slept like a baby. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry."
Gilbert Gottfried: Now He Remembershttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/gilbert-gottfried-now-he-remembers.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-02T21:22:20Z2012-03-02T21:22:20Z
“This is true. A documentary on The Military Channel said 'Hitler did not like dirty jokes.' I knew there was a reason I didn't like Hitler.”
Mae West: Reputation's Overratedhttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/mae-west-reputations-overrated.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-02T21:18:57Z2012-03-02T21:18:57Z“I’m the girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it.”
Jay Leno: No Wood for Rick Santorumhttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/jay-leno-no-wood-for-rick-santorum.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-02T21:15:14Z2012-03-02T21:15:14Z"“Rick Santorum is so conservative he won’t even go to Home Depot to ‘get wood.’”
Ellen DeGeneres: Granny's Gone, Not Forgottenhttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/ellen-degeneres-grannys-gone-not-forgotten.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-02T20:53:44Z2012-03-02T20:53:44Z
“My grandmother started walking five mile a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
Andy Borowitz: Wire Liarshttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/andy-borowitz-wire-liars.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-02T20:51:17Z2012-03-02T20:51:17Z“A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.”
Drunk Hulk: BIG TALKER "CHRIS CHRISTIE"http://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/3/2/drunk-hulk-big-talker-chris-christie.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-03-02T20:48:38Z2012-03-02T20:48:38Z“CHRIS CHRISTIE TO VETO GAY MARRIAGE BILL! THIS BIG TALK FOR MAN WITH SAME SEX NAME!”
Roseanne Barr: Hates the Husband, Not the Hohttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/1/15/roseanne-barr-hates-the-husband-not-the-ho.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-01-15T19:40:21Z2012-01-15T19:40:21Z"You wanna hear my personal opinion on prostitution? If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it."
Steven Wright: Drives By Cholesterolhttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/1/15/steven-wright-drives-by-cholesterol.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-01-15T19:14:42Z2012-01-15T19:14:42Z"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
Homer Simpson: Delivers Fatherly Advicehttp://jokesofcomedy.com/jokes/2012/1/15/homer-simpson-delivers-fatherly-advice.htmlJokes of Comedy2012-01-15T19:09:54Z2012-01-15T19:09:54Z"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
"I respect anybody who's willing to run for president. After I lost, I slept like a baby. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry."
“This is true. A documentary on The Military Channel said 'Hitler did not like dirty jokes.' I knew there was a reason I didn't like Hitler.”
“I’m the girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it.”
"“Rick Santorum is so conservative he won’t even go to Home Depot to ‘get wood.’”
“My grandmother started walking five mile a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
“A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.”
“CHRIS CHRISTIE TO VETO GAY MARRIAGE BILL! THIS BIG TALK FOR MAN WITH SAME SEX NAME!”
"You wanna hear my personal opinion on prostitution? If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it."
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."