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Oct212014

Woody Allen: Just for Yuck

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."

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Tuesday
Oct212014

Roseanne Barr: You Call that a Knife?

"Have you heard about the woman who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint."

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Tuesday
Oct212014

George Carlin: Scary N' Bed

"Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?"

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